Hot dog battle

Got caught up in ma work,
Listenin to da munching, and crunching forgot tha dog.
But dog is hawt,
don't think he's not.
Wit his mixture of meat.
Of dat I don't wanna eat.

Its da mofo D-o-g
Representin the m-e-a-t
Add a bit of sauce n mus‘tard
Don’t git yo ass bust-ard
Wat in a dog
Question yo shoon’t ask fool
No-one wanna know
Dat shiz sure aint cool

Gold flashback : Sandal of Boredom

Minute after minute,
hour after hour,
sandal of boredom
got me feelin' sour.

I got sandals doin times, stop boredom like jan makin wine
Big C with mad rhymes
Don't hit me with that positive shit, I know you lyin
You really wanna stop boredom from dyin? Stop sandals from tryin
cuz I ain't really got that time to waste
and I thought I told you to get these mofo chips out my face
Lookin atchu in your grill, I might be nice to yo’ sandal
Gotta git outa hurr, fool, that’s all I can handle.

Oh holy, soley sweaty shoe,
Why can't thy day be through.
I need it to be 5 pee hem,
So that I can go home again.
To eat hot chips from Jans,
because she is the man...

Where the sandal, where the sandal, where the sandal at?
Have that jan in the cut, where the chips at?
Oh, them straps actin up?!? Where the leather at?
You better STRAP THAT if you gon wear that

Aiiyo to that sista

By Cathy and Kara

Pelican't

Seals are better than pelicans.

Illustration by Jenny

K-doggs bubble car

Illustration by Kara.

Hangin' fo the weekend fo sho.

J-dogg be thinkin' her man's a dream,
Aroma be instant coffee mixed with sorbolene cream.

Fixing her neck good like fu-gee-la ya hear,
To ya'll that's one time, two times in hurr.

K-dogg be turning dat lil Baby-E,
To the bottle for all to see.

Makin' her mama so proud on this day,
C-dogg be churnin' out floorplans - majorly gay.

I wish I had a hammock under my desk right now,
Need to catch some Z's somehow.

Three thirtyitis hittin' me so hard, it's true.
Hangin' fo Saturday's sugar high to get me through.

Keep dem baby homies off tha cement

BM be talkin' 'bout hurr crib
Whats goin down wid da BM kids

Keeping it real up the hood o’ G-L-E-N. O.
Poor lil BM kids got no place to go

Gotta keep em indoors, that’s hurr flava
Those BM kidz aint gonna be no playaz

Keep dem baby homies off tha cement
For Eames chairs and Phillipe Starke stools its meant

Sup dawg says Mazza, sup wid dat?
At school those BM babies gonna cop a cap

By Lesley aka L-High.

Ass-pirations

BM be hollerin' oh woe is me,
My life be so difficult can't y'all see.

Rollin' on wheels that don't represent ma hood,
Talkin' bout Burnside – so misunderstood.

"What happens if I get peeped ridin' in ma Vee-Dubby",
"Don't worry my Baby Momma" hollers her hub-by.

I gotta get ma Mrs representin' yo,
Off to Beamer dealership he did go.

I'm talking BM to tha double u,
Ain't wantin' to be seen in dat I can assure you.

Are you kiddin' me I ain't reppin' no BMW X-Five,
Need mo' prestige power and bling in my drive.

Well how 'bout a Porche, biggest one I can find?
Has ayer-con, seat warmers and Bose system inside.

Yurr right, then what, where do we go from there,
What ELSE is there to aspire to as she flicks her hair.

If we be at the top where else is there in this town?
How about gettin' outta dem clouds and comin' back down?

Word.

Water water everywhere so let's all have a drink...

In need of a new filter for our Pura-tap,
Water tastes a bit weird, don't dig that.

Gotta let it flow first to get the flava out,
BM and Brown be so freakin' out.

Going to buy bottled water instead,
To the deli BM does head.

"I got Fiji water it's the best you see,
None of those other common waters for me".

BM forced to drink Mt Franklin in the holler-days,
"That water was horrible, don't drink it, no ways"

"This one I love tastes the best of all",
Brown agreeing as per us-u-al.

"I NEVER drink from a tap ANY tap" BM hollers
Preferring to spend on bottled water her dollars.

Drank it all through '09 yo what's changed?
Yo attitude to the planet be so deranged.

You guys be so water posh it's true,
Tap water good enough for me, should be good enough for you.

Sass and Biday day

Dat Brown she went on holler-day,
Over to Sydney yo I did say.

Bought herself a blingy top there,
Saved it til today to wear.

BM rockin up wearing sim-i-lurr,
"Snap bitches!" I said to hurr.

Whurr yo get yo threads from Brown?
Sass and Bide in Sydney town.

Oh snap I wurr Sass and Bide too,
Best be matchin' my designer shoes.

Yo whurr yo threads at Cathy hey?
That amount I not prepared to pay.

Keep my wallet fat I do prefer,
To lookin' like you, or lookin' like her.

Peace out.

Feud Rocks!

Kara: Survey says: “Don’t know about you, but I’m going to buy this”

Cathy: I don't know why or how you have this. But go for it.

Survey says: Does it come with Bert? For that price it should.

Kara: Haha I saw it in a catalogue, thought it was worth sharing. Survey says: Yes, it comes with Bert. Can’t have feud without Bert

Cathy: Survey says: That's awesome. I want to feud all night long (all night, all night)

Kara: Me too! Feud rocks! Survey says: have a good weekend.