Farewell Jingy!

Receptionists no longer required yo,
Time fo one of them to go.
Eenie meenie miney mo,
Finger points to ma gurl J-hoe.
Time for Jingy to pack her things,
She was so fly when dat phone rings.
How could they split Jingy and K-dogg?
Workin' it at Spectrum be hellava job.
Soon dey will all be sorry and start to yell,
When realisin' dey can't be saved by da bell.
Ring a ring ring will go dat phone,
Wanna hear Jenny, not a ring tone.

Dis shiz be whack, word.

Ass-pick (aka Aspic)

Yo 'dere be new jelly on da block

Get set cos it be ready to rock.

Beyonce say - I don't think yo ready fo this jelly

Damn right, don't think I want it in ma belly.

Whatchu be talkin' bout I hear y'all say

It's aspic fool, discovered from back in the day.

A savoury jelly, flavored like meat,

Moulded and coloured, a tasty treat.

I want to win Snoop Dogg tix, I ain't payin' one-eighty six.

Fo sho, how can they deny thee...

tix to s n double o p d o double g

Gonna rap til I'm blue in da face

Won't stop til they let me in da place.

To see Snoop my main man

Gimme my tickets! daymmn.

Change that station

Peepin left peepin right
No-ones in sight
Gonna reclaim ma station
Tap’ Dat Ob-ligation
M’s telling me ta ‘go ma own way’
Fool wid chu I won’t stay
When da peeps be out
Changin wid’out a doubt

Thursday arvo rhyme...

Thursday afta-noon's a drag,

sippin' on pep-mint tea - second to last bag.

Be working on some website banner,

rather be listenin' to MC hammer.

Nah that dude be a god damn fool,

Maybe I can listen to Ja Rule?

What I be sayin'? It's Snoop I need.

s - n double o, p, d, o double G.

Cos I gots ta drop it like it's hot

And smoke a whole bag of dat pot.

"Lil' cutie lookin' like a student

Long hair, wit'cha big fat booty"

Snoop Doggs lyrics be SO on duty.

Yellow Food Triangle

Ode to Toad

T-shirt Wednesday

Wine 'n' dine at work

Not up to Jans standard (well no-one can match that), but it was a good lunch.

What to get at this years Show..

Everyone neeeds a Hoff Wig!

PFH Glitta Grills

Do u think u could take advantage of the PFH free glitter offer?
Perhaps they could give me the once over, spray tan booth style?
You'd be steppin out ready for a night of clubbing.
LOL.

Yeah lets go in there and be like
“yeh dawg I hear this is where tha free glit’ be at, spray me up mofo’

YEAH!!
'"Yo mo' fo', don't you be turnin' me away, I can see yo sign up thurr. It says free glitta fool so make with the spray and bling me up biartch!!"

"And once yo done wit me, ma whole posse be waitin' in da carpark, you better bling them up too. Den we gonna bounce to da club".

LOL!! That is hilarious!
“do you mofo make plasta grills, yo I be needin plasta grill sprayed wit yo’ glitter, I know you be makin cat plasta, uni-corn plasta, so you best be makin me a grill – go on – git on to it, got to be up wearin it up when I smack dat in da club tonight fool."

BAAAAAAHAHAHA!!! uni-corn plasta!!
Oh a plaster grill would be so gross, would get all plastery in your mouth. I guess if you spray sealed it then it would be ok. Listen to me!
I totally want a plaster grill now. Derrty south style.

By Cathy & Kara