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Anaemic up in hurr

A dedication to the kid who used to sit in Kiwanis Park.

Collective works by Cathy & Kara.

All I do is lose my iron

An-e-mic, up in here

Ya’ll I need a blood test

An-e-mic, up in here

Yall gon make me supp-le-ment

An-e-mic, up in here

I'm anaemic up in hurr

ain't got me no iron pills

spend all ma money on chicks and booze

and paying all ma bills.

don't want no meat, 

dat I don't eat.

Yo I be pale n feelin tired

Sound serious fool

I get dem headaches, ain’t wired

Dat aint cool

Cravin pa-per, er-rat-ic

What chu got?

I’m mofo An-e-mic

Hell dawg, get dem pills

Ain’t got da mun-ee

You spent it all on grills

Yea, aint so fun-ee.

Taiters worldwide.

Taiters be representin' worldwide, 

spectrum to big roar, east to west-side. 

Dey lurk in the office, always on da phone, 

'Honey what's for dinner, what time you be home?' 

Make's me wanna hurl, right out tha door, 

After the DLC, need to be moppin' tha floor. 

Taiters in london, cookin' bad cake, 

They just peeved cos they can't bake.

Taiters be sayin 'you giving me nothing today',
Yo I be workin, those words you should unsay.
They're always on the phone, all ova the world,
Listening to tha rantin is why I hurled.
Have weird hobbies, talk about tea,
Don't mention God, that's blas-phem-y.
From Adelaide to London town, taiters every-where,
No matter where you go, there one to de-clare.

By Cathy & Kara

Episode 1

Solution for using the Beach House ferris wheel.

Get those taiters up on dat wheel,

Baking all day long, that's tha deal.

Spinning around, looking down at me,

Cooking like ro-tiss-er-ie.

See dats whatcha get for the compost peel,

Doesn't belong in the fridge yo what's the deal.

In the wheel of ferris, we can't hear ya'll,

Don't try and escape, yo might fall.

All you do is talk about a nanna style plant,

You drove me so crazy with your rant.

So that's what yo get fo talking crap,

Cookin' yo ass, can't argue with dat.

Spinnin' 360 degrees fo an hour or four,

Finally peace and quiet, can't ask for more.

Baked dem crispy in the carr-aige

Tha complain' clocked too high on ma-gauge 

Be needin some peace on this fine day

Up in da ferris is where you'll stay. 

By Cathy & Kara

Word of the day.

Got my staghorn,

Feed it a peel

Brings such joy,

Much happiness I feel.

Hang it on the wall

Where-ever you like

Staghorns growing tall

an admirable site.

Everyone needs a kid

Best way to get out of work
1. Adopt a kid (old enough to be in school)
2. Have someone phone your work phone.
3. Say to your Boss "Little Sam's got nits again, I'll have to take the rest of the day off"
Boss: "oh no problem, sure, go"

You have a copy of this, don't you Cathy?