Thursday, December 11, 2008

Valium's wat chu need




















Mann, taiter across from me was feelin super tired today,
so other taiter gave her some valium, she's so mellow.

Taiters be pushing dem perscription pill,
I got tha Valium, lets to tha deal.
"Whatchu want? I got what you need"
"Dis shiz mellow you out more than that weed?".
Fo sho just pop one of two,
Ignore what dey say, it's good fo you.
Mellow them taiters, that's what needs to be done,
When they quiet and sleepy, work be mo fun.

Keepin them taiters quiet all day
Switchin the radio from the m's an jays
Keep on fresh while dey zoned out
Starin out tha window, heads washdout
Feelin sleepy, I can fix yous'up
Why drink coffee when valiums hookedup
Workin on da street makin dem trades
Find Street chemist on da corner in shades

Needing some valium to make the transition,
From J's to Fresh, yo dat's tha mission.
So tired of listenin' to da hippies on gui-tar,
Wantin so bad to escape in ma car.
K-dogg put dem pills on a courier van,
Get dem Valium's hurr as fast as you can.
Pop one or two in dat Trill birds tea,
Brings peace and quiet and dat works fo me.


Collective works by Cathy & Kara

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

I miss the old banter...

From: Cathy
it's too hot for wagon wheel, I want a calippo

From: Kara
I want a wagon wheel and a frozen coke

From: Marie
I was quizzing Dad on scotty's corner last night.
he said that it is a scotch thistle on the sign.

From: Kara
My god he’s spot on. I see Scotty’s logo in that

From: Jenny
Get this! I was there last night!!!
I took mum to August Moon only because I wanted to check out jans to find out if it really was a chickery!

 

From: Marie

Oh My GOD!

 It has occurred to me that we all need help.


From: Kara

Need help? Why
Are you workin for Jan? is she feeding these thoughts into your head?

From: Jenny
And if she gives you a discount for being an employee can you give us free sauce?
 

Delicious seafood feast

We all know Grimsy wants some...





Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Dig ma ride?

The ultimate dream job...











By Kara.

I see Whoopi in the top one...






Yoghurt doctor

























Ouch I got a burn you know,
You got any yoghurt? fo real yo?
There is a tub in hurr, but belongs to you,
Take it man, don't wanna know what you'll do.
Put it on yo thumb, gurl that's whack,
Stealin' my tub, better watch yo back.
It's radio karma, don't deny it's true,
Dats what yo get, tuning dat station to suit you.
So sizzle dat thumb in my tub all day,
Just reminding you dat them J's are gay!