Keep dem baby homies off tha cement

BM be talkin' 'bout hurr crib
Whats goin down wid da BM kids

Keeping it real up the hood o’ G-L-E-N. O.
Poor lil BM kids got no place to go

Gotta keep em indoors, that’s hurr flava
Those BM kidz aint gonna be no playaz

Keep dem baby homies off tha cement
For Eames chairs and Phillipe Starke stools its meant

Sup dawg says Mazza, sup wid dat?
At school those BM babies gonna cop a cap

By Lesley aka L-High.

Ass-pirations

BM be hollerin' oh woe is me,
My life be so difficult can't y'all see.

Rollin' on wheels that don't represent ma hood,
Talkin' bout Burnside – so misunderstood.

"What happens if I get peeped ridin' in ma Vee-Dubby",
"Don't worry my Baby Momma" hollers her hub-by.

I gotta get ma Mrs representin' yo,
Off to Beamer dealership he did go.

I'm talking BM to tha double u,
Ain't wantin' to be seen in dat I can assure you.

Are you kiddin' me I ain't reppin' no BMW X-Five,
Need mo' prestige power and bling in my drive.

Well how 'bout a Porche, biggest one I can find?
Has ayer-con, seat warmers and Bose system inside.

Yurr right, then what, where do we go from there,
What ELSE is there to aspire to as she flicks her hair.

If we be at the top where else is there in this town?
How about gettin' outta dem clouds and comin' back down?

Word.

Water water everywhere so let's all have a drink...

In need of a new filter for our Pura-tap,
Water tastes a bit weird, don't dig that.

Gotta let it flow first to get the flava out,
BM and Brown be so freakin' out.

Going to buy bottled water instead,
To the deli BM does head.

"I got Fiji water it's the best you see,
None of those other common waters for me".

BM forced to drink Mt Franklin in the holler-days,
"That water was horrible, don't drink it, no ways"

"This one I love tastes the best of all",
Brown agreeing as per us-u-al.

"I NEVER drink from a tap ANY tap" BM hollers
Preferring to spend on bottled water her dollars.

Drank it all through '09 yo what's changed?
Yo attitude to the planet be so deranged.

You guys be so water posh it's true,
Tap water good enough for me, should be good enough for you.

Sass and Biday day

Dat Brown she went on holler-day,
Over to Sydney yo I did say.

Bought herself a blingy top there,
Saved it til today to wear.

BM rockin up wearing sim-i-lurr,
"Snap bitches!" I said to hurr.

Whurr yo get yo threads from Brown?
Sass and Bide in Sydney town.

Oh snap I wurr Sass and Bide too,
Best be matchin' my designer shoes.

Yo whurr yo threads at Cathy hey?
That amount I not prepared to pay.

Keep my wallet fat I do prefer,
To lookin' like you, or lookin' like her.

Peace out.