Pelican't

Seals are better than pelicans.

Illustration by Jenny

K-doggs bubble car

Illustration by Kara.

Hangin' fo the weekend fo sho.

J-dogg be thinkin' her man's a dream,
Aroma be instant coffee mixed with sorbolene cream.

Fixing her neck good like fu-gee-la ya hear,
To ya'll that's one time, two times in hurr.

K-dogg be turning dat lil Baby-E,
To the bottle for all to see.

Makin' her mama so proud on this day,
C-dogg be churnin' out floorplans - majorly gay.

I wish I had a hammock under my desk right now,
Need to catch some Z's somehow.

Three thirtyitis hittin' me so hard, it's true.
Hangin' fo Saturday's sugar high to get me through.