T-shirt Tuesday

Ain't easy being a Tana..

Peeps be hatin tanas
Coz tha wrink-lee out-side
Always ditchin them out
Preferrin to eat pide

Some breads were just born to be toasted

Eatin' lepinja, plain yo see,

cheese and tomato, not fo' me.

Yo gotta toast that sucka,

grill that cheese.

Don't want no raw lepinja,

that ain't gonna please.

Word.

Always Tha Cleaners...

Ma Tea’s all fluro
It was cleaners fool
Don’t you know why
Ain’t seen nuthin un-cool

Ma monitors moved
Cleaners! Ya see
And the radio changed?
Don’t be accusing thee

Always tha cleaners
Movin yo’ shit
Don’t blame me
Cleaners did it

Mankini

Men's bathing suits... OMG!!!!!




















I accidentally forwarded this swimsuit collection in an email to the Head Manager of our Darwin Office.

He just called me saying "Kara.. 3 letters.. O.. M.. G.. - Now what did you just send me? I'm not really into Mankini's."

I nearly died.

Lucky he has a sense of humor.

Shit Olympics - live footage

See the action unfold at the Shit Olympics.

And we cross now to Toe-touching...

Also representing Australia is Cathy and Marie in Toe-touching. Watch on as they feel the BURN in those calf muscles. See the determination and the incredible distance between their hands and toes. We could be in for a new world record here folks, stay tuned, this is going to be special.

The greatest games on earth...

Presenting The Shit Olympics. Where the un-fittest of unfit compete in a showdown of laziness, unflexibilty and severe lack of upper body strength. Get your trackpants ready, it's time to make your country proud. 

Representing Australia in the chin up category is Kara and Jenny. Looks like Jenny is set to take the gold out here with a slight bend of her elbows.

When a Kiwi Stalks..

Happenings of a stalker.
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Sent: Thursday, July 17, 2008 12:53 PM
Subject: Missing me?

Hi Kara,
How's life there without your friendly kiwi?
Thought I would suprise you and drop u a line.
Don't work too hard eh!
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Sent: Tuesday, July 22, 2008 2:53 PM
Subject: Hi Kara!

Hello there Kara!!
Thought I would suprise you and drop you a line. How's things going there? Is Neil as bizarre as ever??
I sent you an email a few days ago on this address but not sure if you got it.
Anyway, hope you get this one.
Take care and see you around maybe.

Second email!
Creepy! And he still can't spell surprise! Gawd.
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From: Blue_Eyed_Guy
Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 3:46 PM
Subject: Missing me?

Did you get this Kara?

Sent: Thursday, July 17, 2008 12:53 PM
Subject: Missing me?

Hi Kara,
How's life there without your friendly kiwi?
Thought I would suprise you and drop u a line.
Don't work too hard eh!
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My reply>
To: Blue_Eyed_Guy
Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 4 :400 PM
Re: Missing me?

I got your emails, now please stop sending them.
You’ve left the office.
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From: Blue_Eyed_Guy
Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 4:05 PM
Subject: Missing me?

Wow, i am really sorry if i offended you as that was not what I intended at all. I was actually making contact to look at purchasing a TV from your boyfriend and wanted to check I had the right address. I'm really disappointed by your email as I thought we has a slightly better working relationship then that. I won't contact you again.

Whoopi in ma tea

Milk in the fridge is five days old

Drinking tea black - like Whoopi Goldberg

Damn it just ain't the same

Tea without milk just seems lame

Addin' extra sugar to make it sweet 

Wouldn't have it this rough, even on the street.

Whoopi in ma tea

Ain't so good

Need mo milk

In ma hood.

Freakin; out big time

Whoopi in ma tea,

Everytime I take a sip

She staring back at me.

Whoopi why you in ma tea?

I thought you was cel-eb-ri-ty

Guess bein' one ain't all that

Hang in ma tea coz it's phat

Goldberg this ain't no sister act

I like my tea, dats a fact

So why don't you stop hangin' in ma tea

Go fetch me some milk, if ya steal it, it's free

Don't worry about the money

Tell em a joke, they'll think you're funny

Then run back here, don't be hasty

Gimme dat milk, makes ma tea tasty.

- Lyrics by Cathy and Kara.