Last rhyme of tha day

Sandy's be tastin' whack

K-hoe's gonna pop a cap.

Feelin' crazy ghetto mad,

guns a blazin', dat gurls so bad.

Ridin' on thru on her twenty fours,

K-hoe be layin' down her own law.

Need her to ride on through my hood,

Shut 'dis Trill chick up fo' good.

Feed her a bad ass sandy yo,

Better keep it on tha down low though.

When the bird ain't squakin' it's oh so nice,

I can chill like dey do on Miami Vice.

So K-hoe ma gurl, ride on by,

Get this whack Trill bird to fly.

Peace.

When it comes in threes - it's so gay

"All across the country, you're listening to Triple J"

Well excuse me fool, but yo' station's gay.

"Walkin' in a straight line"

Don't compare to my rhyme.

Silverchair, John Butler and Faker,

You be trippin' thinkin' yo music makers.

All you buskers need a shower and a shave,

Cos your hippy tunes ain't all da rave.

You need to take a page from ma man Phil.

And stop listenin' to da J's - the choice of Trill.

Monday Ryhmes

K-Dogg one ti-ard fool
mon-day yo, dat ain’t cool
C-Diddy got trill up in her eur
Wishin she woz away fro’ hurr
Jingy all bored, watchin time spend
We all be waitin fo’ dis day to end

Seeds of distraction

So I'm gonna refill on da Trill

Cos wit da J's I get no thrill.

Wanna hear da beats on Fresh

I ain't gonna settle fo' less.

Trick tai-ta with some tasty seeds

To fulfill ma musical needs.

Yeeeaaaah boy.

Life lesson

Sittin' pretty

Check out these little babes catching some afternoon rays. I snapped this at some apartments across the road from my work. So cute!

Phil Collins in your toast

Hai snee-ki, hai poot da rai-di-oh on froo-esh fm.


Hee-he goo werk. hai need tui do dat tuu. hues-ter-dai hai wen tui
runch an caime bak an the rai-di-oh was on tri-par-em. Not coor.

Aah-na-tha huan baites the dust.
Not coor.

Huor as cord as aice, un-wirr-hing to sah-cri-faice hour rove


Hahaha!
Hui had een-i Phil Corrins shongs yuet?
"Hai can feer it carring een da hair chu-naight, oh Rord"
Or...
"Birry, Birry don't hui roose mai nam-ba, cos hui no een-i where, dat hai karnt faind hui"

Hahaha dey praid dat oh rord wun hues-tur-dai ah-ter-noon.
Hai am geh-tin een toche wit mai se-ven-tees saide.
Wen hai cee hui gais nex weeh-ken hai wirr rook raike phir corrins.

Phir Corrins ees da man.
Hai love chi-nee ver-shuns oh Phir Corrins.

Heehe dey wood bei fuh-nee.
We sood ad phir corrins on gord as an ih-tem

Hues, we shood poot on Gord.
Now Fruesh ees pray-eeng 'Ah-na-tha huan baites de dust' dhans ree-meex. lol


Lol! woo niew der was ah ree-meex! Dats so fuh-ni

LOOK!
Another on Bites the dustat 11.42AND Now playing - In the Air!!
This isUNBELIEVABLE!!!


















Lol! I cant believe they actually played it.

I know, it's like they took the request straight outta my brain!
I nearly spat my water out when it came on.
I should take it as a sign and go buy a lotto ticket or something.

That is sooo weird! What a conspiracy.
Yeah you totally need to buy a lotto ticket.
How crazy the exact two songs we were paying out! Man.. this is something out of unsolved mysteries.

I know, it's like a one in a million phenomenon. Like finding Jesus on your toast or something like that!


Yeah!!! Or Phil Collins in your toast

AAAAAHH!!! haha

By Cathy and Kara

Pimp My Copier

I was thinking more about our video clip for 'it was the cleaners'. I think that we should put like 24 inch chrome rims on a photocopier, and be all cruisin' around the office on our photocopier car. With hydraulics, bouncin along! And maybe some bikini hoes hanging around the watercooler.

Thats such a good idea!! Pimp da copier! Bouncin down the hall.. we can put some purple fluffy covers on our chairs. Bling up our monitors. Every film clip needs bikini clad hoes. And the cleaner should be a dorky looking guy, who jumps on the lunchroom table and busts some moves.

Yeah!! Maybe also a dance battle between the cleaners with mops, and us with the bikini clad hoes. We have asian ladies clean our office (not being racist!!) maybe some of them too? Can they do a chi-nee rap?

Yes! The cleaners with mops doing like weird chi-nee warrior style mop dancing, then us breakin down, and the bikini clad hoes behind up dancing.I think it should cut to them singing the chin-ee version, then us wrapping it up.

Ar-wais tha crean-ers
Mooh-vin hoiur shi
Don brame mee
Crean-er dih eet

Yeah like warriors with their mop swords!Then it cuts to them, then cuts back to us and we get busted changing the radio station.

Great idea! We should be dancing on the table and moving the monitor while dancing and the cleaners trying to put it back and whoopi shaking her head at us.
And it should have Whoopi at the end making some smart comment, "now, we all know it wasnt the cleaners" and winking into the camera.

Too bad we don't have the budget to match our imaginations.
That's a great idea with whoopi at the end.

This tea tastes funny
It's green yo see
Seems kinds fluoroesent
well don't blame me
Next time I think I'll have black tea
Fo that yo' better holla at ma girl Whoo-pi.

word

I know! Whoopi wouldnt be cheap.
Hahahaha thats great.

If yo want black tea
best come see me
coz my names whoopi
and thats where I be

TEA-side commin at chu.




By Kara and Cathy

T-shirt Tuesday

Ain't easy being a Tana..

Peeps be hatin tanas
Coz tha wrink-lee out-side
Always ditchin them out
Preferrin to eat pide

Some breads were just born to be toasted

Eatin' lepinja, plain yo see,

cheese and tomato, not fo' me.

Yo gotta toast that sucka,

grill that cheese.

Don't want no raw lepinja,

that ain't gonna please.

Word.

Always Tha Cleaners...

Ma Tea’s all fluro
It was cleaners fool
Don’t you know why
Ain’t seen nuthin un-cool

Ma monitors moved
Cleaners! Ya see
And the radio changed?
Don’t be accusing thee

Always tha cleaners
Movin yo’ shit
Don’t blame me
Cleaners did it

Mankini

Men's bathing suits... OMG!!!!!




















I accidentally forwarded this swimsuit collection in an email to the Head Manager of our Darwin Office.

He just called me saying "Kara.. 3 letters.. O.. M.. G.. - Now what did you just send me? I'm not really into Mankini's."

I nearly died.

Lucky he has a sense of humor.

Shit Olympics - live footage

See the action unfold at the Shit Olympics.

And we cross now to Toe-touching...

Also representing Australia is Cathy and Marie in Toe-touching. Watch on as they feel the BURN in those calf muscles. See the determination and the incredible distance between their hands and toes. We could be in for a new world record here folks, stay tuned, this is going to be special.

The greatest games on earth...

Presenting The Shit Olympics. Where the un-fittest of unfit compete in a showdown of laziness, unflexibilty and severe lack of upper body strength. Get your trackpants ready, it's time to make your country proud. 

Representing Australia in the chin up category is Kara and Jenny. Looks like Jenny is set to take the gold out here with a slight bend of her elbows.

When a Kiwi Stalks..

Happenings of a stalker.
___________________________________________________________________
Sent: Thursday, July 17, 2008 12:53 PM
Subject: Missing me?

Hi Kara,
How's life there without your friendly kiwi?
Thought I would suprise you and drop u a line.
Don't work too hard eh!
___________________________________________________________________

Sent: Tuesday, July 22, 2008 2:53 PM
Subject: Hi Kara!

Hello there Kara!!
Thought I would suprise you and drop you a line. How's things going there? Is Neil as bizarre as ever??
I sent you an email a few days ago on this address but not sure if you got it.
Anyway, hope you get this one.
Take care and see you around maybe.

Second email!
Creepy! And he still can't spell surprise! Gawd.
__________________________________________________________________________

From: Blue_Eyed_Guy
Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 3:46 PM
Subject: Missing me?

Did you get this Kara?

Sent: Thursday, July 17, 2008 12:53 PM
Subject: Missing me?

Hi Kara,
How's life there without your friendly kiwi?
Thought I would suprise you and drop u a line.
Don't work too hard eh!
__________________________________________________________________________
My reply>
To: Blue_Eyed_Guy
Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 4 :400 PM
Re: Missing me?

I got your emails, now please stop sending them.
You’ve left the office.
__________________________________________________________________________

From: Blue_Eyed_Guy
Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 4:05 PM
Subject: Missing me?

Wow, i am really sorry if i offended you as that was not what I intended at all. I was actually making contact to look at purchasing a TV from your boyfriend and wanted to check I had the right address. I'm really disappointed by your email as I thought we has a slightly better working relationship then that. I won't contact you again.

Whoopi in ma tea

Milk in the fridge is five days old

Drinking tea black - like Whoopi Goldberg

Damn it just ain't the same

Tea without milk just seems lame

Addin' extra sugar to make it sweet 

Wouldn't have it this rough, even on the street.

Whoopi in ma tea

Ain't so good

Need mo milk

In ma hood.

Freakin; out big time

Whoopi in ma tea,

Everytime I take a sip

She staring back at me.

Whoopi why you in ma tea?

I thought you was cel-eb-ri-ty

Guess bein' one ain't all that

Hang in ma tea coz it's phat

Goldberg this ain't no sister act

I like my tea, dats a fact

So why don't you stop hangin' in ma tea

Go fetch me some milk, if ya steal it, it's free

Don't worry about the money

Tell em a joke, they'll think you're funny

Then run back here, don't be hasty

Gimme dat milk, makes ma tea tasty.

- Lyrics by Cathy and Kara.