When it comes in threes - it's so gay

"All across the country, you're listening to Triple J"

Well excuse me fool, but yo' station's gay.

"Walkin' in a straight line"

Don't compare to my rhyme.

Silverchair, John Butler and Faker,

You be trippin' thinkin' yo music makers.

All you buskers need a shower and a shave,

Cos your hippy tunes ain't all da rave.

You need to take a page from ma man Phil.

And stop listenin' to da J's - the choice of Trill.