Whoopi in ma tea

Milk in the fridge is five days old

Drinking tea black - like Whoopi Goldberg

Damn it just ain't the same

Tea without milk just seems lame

Addin' extra sugar to make it sweet 

Wouldn't have it this rough, even on the street.

Whoopi in ma tea

Ain't so good

Need mo milk

In ma hood.

Freakin; out big time

Whoopi in ma tea,

Everytime I take a sip

She staring back at me.

Whoopi why you in ma tea?

I thought you was cel-eb-ri-ty

Guess bein' one ain't all that

Hang in ma tea coz it's phat

Goldberg this ain't no sister act

I like my tea, dats a fact

So why don't you stop hangin' in ma tea

Go fetch me some milk, if ya steal it, it's free

Don't worry about the money

Tell em a joke, they'll think you're funny

Then run back here, don't be hasty

Gimme dat milk, makes ma tea tasty.

- Lyrics by Cathy and Kara.