Ain't no party like a BM Party

BM be orderin a bouncy castle on da phone,

"Can you deliver it errly to ma home?"

"I got a diva child no doubt it's true -

wants to bounce alone, don't wants to mess her 'do"

Better be ordering that cake as well - got no time fo dat

She don't do baking, beleivin' that shiz be whack.

"We'll go for the two tiers and a race cars on top

Gotta impress the other mummies a whole lot."

Get dem ponies in by the truckload right now,

Only pretty ponies though - that one looks like a cow.

Ain't no party like a BM party that's fo sure,

Party bags filled with caviar as you walk out the door.