Water water everywhere so let's all have a drink...

In need of a new filter for our Pura-tap,
Water tastes a bit weird, don't dig that.

Gotta let it flow first to get the flava out,
BM and Brown be so freakin' out.

Going to buy bottled water instead,
To the deli BM does head.

"I got Fiji water it's the best you see,
None of those other common waters for me".

BM forced to drink Mt Franklin in the holler-days,
"That water was horrible, don't drink it, no ways"

"This one I love tastes the best of all",
Brown agreeing as per us-u-al.

"I NEVER drink from a tap ANY tap" BM hollers
Preferring to spend on bottled water her dollars.

Drank it all through '09 yo what's changed?
Yo attitude to the planet be so deranged.

You guys be so water posh it's true,
Tap water good enough for me, should be good enough for you.