Monday, December 7, 2009

Feud Rocks!































Kara: Survey says: “Don’t know about you, but I’m going to buy this”

Cathy: I don't know why or how you have this. But go for it.
Survey says: Does it come with Bert? For that price it should.

Kara: Haha I saw it in a catalogue, thought it was worth sharing. Survey says: Yes, it comes with Bert. Can’t have feud without Bert

Cathy: Survey says: That's awesome. I want to feud all night long (all night, all night)

Kara: Me too! Feud rocks! Survey says: have a good weekend.


Ain't no party like a BM Party






























BM be orderin a bouncy castle on da phone,
"Can you deliver it errly to ma home?"
"I got a diva child no doubt it's true -
wants to bounce alone, don't wants to mess her 'do"
Better be ordering that cake as well - got no time fo dat
She don't do baking, beleivin' that shiz be whack.
"We'll go for the two tiers and a race cars on top
Gotta impress the other mummies a whole lot."
Get dem ponies in by the truckload right now,
Only pretty ponies though - that one looks like a cow.
Ain't no party like a BM party that's fo sure,
Party bags filled with caviar as you walk out the door.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Did you know there’s a gay section in clip art?

Pregnant teen whale, with a fem-mullet.

Drawn January 2008. Nice work Kara.







Just shoe it

Jenny you're a genius.












Sunday, May 24, 2009

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Monday, May 18, 2009

Crack dat
































On ma old chair wid ma tresses
Playin da master right thurr
Got ma bitches makin guesses
Crackin dat code in hurr

You can find me concentratin, wid bitches wantin luv 
Look master I got the colours if you into playin mind
I'm into cracking codes, I ain't into wearnin gluvs
So come try beat me if you into to getting solv’d

I be the masta, with all the colours of the 'bow.
pay attention to the combo's, getcha 4 in a row.
Those bitches be tryin' to throw ya game wit their look
But don't be fooled, yo be da masta, you wrote da book.

da colours be haunting me in my sleep
my combination secrets I have too keep.
red, green, blue and white
coming to me all through the night.
I walk the streets, lookin fo ma hoes
Indian and chinese, you gots to knows.
They kick yo ass when I win the battle,
after I have made yo nerves rattle.
Sitting up in ma chair in a suit and tie
You lost the game homeboy, I ain't gon' lie.

Gotta crack dat code
Nah man, not dat crack on da streets crack
I be talking mastamind variety,
blue, yellow, red, green
Just make sho' your combination can't be seen
Fo' dem bitches, chinese or indian be instillin' da fear,
be wantin their cut when you crack dat code up in hurr.

it's tough being on da row,
nah, not that death row I'm talkin' bout.
I be talking last row on ya board.
Some G's be playin and workin that chess
But up in hurr we don't settle fo' less.
Being part of tha game,
that will bring you the fame.
So break yo leg
and move that peg.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

It's quittin' rhyme taime...




















Rather be chillin out on my bed,
Stayin' at home, not a worry in my head.
Screw workin, don't need to be rich,
Who needs cash when Kerry Anne's such a saucy bitch.
But alas I find myself workin' for the man,
Wanna quit this dump and start up a Jan Van.
Now have this annoying sore, could it be my fear?
God dayam, used a payphone, got herpes on my ear.